A car is a complex machine that relies on a working relationship between all its parts, which increases its chances of escaping predatory monster trucks. Help your vehicle survive with today's Groupon: for $19, you get an oil change and tire rotation at Kingdom Chevy (a $59 value).
Kingdom Chevy's factory-trained technicians bolster automobiles with a renewing fluid transfusion and tire rotation. During the 45-minute service, damaged oils are removed and recycled or sent to ghost towns to grease squeaky door hinges as their clean, lubricating counterparts march in quart by quart. While the car is still drowsy from anesthesia, mechanics perform an automotive pedicure on its pavement pounders, re-positioning every tire to equalize tread wear, prolong tire life, and keep cars rolling smoothly. Drivers can relax in the customers' lounge, which features coffee and a television, while their cars are serviced and prepped for the next few thousand miles of road romping.
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The Groupon Guide to: Tree Truths
To some, our nation's trees are fauna-harboring eyesores just waiting to be turned into invaluable stumps or locked up in arboretums. To others, trees are a necessary part of our ecosystem and an inexpensive source of shade. Get ready to learn the truth about these motionless superplants:
The Rumor: Trees selfishly hoard our atmosphere's carbon dioxide, the same chemical compound that makes our soft drinks so bubbly.
Fact or Fiction? FACT. Trees' endless hunger for carbon can never be sated—it may be mere months before the trees develop a taste for another great source of carbon: HUMAN BEINGS!
The Rumor: Trees are an excellent source of wood.
Fact or Fiction? FICTION. Our nation's wood mines are operating at an all-time high, with productive wood deposits being discovered all the time. In fact, many of the things that humans need to survive, such as money, refuse to grow on trees.
The Rumor: Tree bark tastes like Doritos.
Fact or Fiction? FACT. But beware, for trees, like most dogs, can petrify themselves—and any creatures touching them—at will. To avoid being turned into stone, only eat bark that has already fallen from the tree.
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