As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "Mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $100, you get $1,400 toward LASIK surgery for both eyes at Kleiman Evangelista Eye Center in Arlington. Customers who are not qualified for LASIK may use this Groupon for $500 toward Lifestyle Lenses.
For nearly 30 years, Kleiman Evangelista Eye Center has cleared vision for its patients, currently boasting three doctors who perform LASIK eye surgery, as well as a new LASIK suite. Like cake cutting at a Jedi wedding, Kleiman Evangelista employs a blade-free, all-laser approach in the two-step process. After creating a small flap in the cornea’s protective covering, LASIK then reshapes the cornea to correct impaired vision, improving cases of nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. A cool laser light minimizes discomfort, and the beveled edge created around the flap ensures a tight fit upon closure, eliminating the need for stitches or silly putty. Most patients report vision restoration within 24 hours of the surgery, with full effects being improved within two to three months. Though the full cost of LASIK surgery for both eyes ranges anywhere from $4,800 to $5,000, today’s Groupon puts you well on your way toward restored vision. Patients who have flexible spending accounts can use them in conjunction with this Groupon. Click here for FAQ and medical disclosure.
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The Groupon Guide to: Modern Video Games
Members of the previous generation who grew up with simpler arcade activities such as Pac-Man, Froggist, Ms. Froggist, and pinball (often called bowling) may find themselves intimidated by modern video games. Initiate yourself with one of these top-selling games from last year:
Racing Assassin 3-D: The latest installment in the popular Racing Assassin series pits time-traveling judo prince Gruyère against a cavalcade of funny-car driving cartoon marsupials.
Modern Warplex: Call & Conquer: 1: This hyper-realistic game of battlefield tactics and strategy puts you in the role of a soldier who is trying to shoot his gun at other people before they shoot their guns at you.
The Wizard's Keeper: Raise a wizard from baby … to wizard. Will he turn on you at a crucial juncture?
LyfeWae: This avant-garde indie hit can be purchased directly from the creator for $5 or downloaded for free at most farmers' markets. You play as a meditative point of light.
Nightmare Nightmare Dance Asylum: The dance dances you!
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