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Knead to Unwind – Portage

One 60-Minute Massage or Gift Pack of Four 30-Minute or Three 60-Minute Massages (Up to 53% Off)

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No Longer Available
Tue Nov 06 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
C$70
Discount
50%
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C$35
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In a Nutshell

Massages blend deep-tissue, relaxation, and trigger-point techniques to ease chronic pains and soothe spirits

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts for the multiple massage option. Limit 1 per person for the single massage. Limit 1 per visit. 24 hour cancellation notice required or fee up to the Groupon price may apply. Not valid with insurance. Must redeem Groupon for 3 massage certificate by 1/5/13. Each certificate for multiple massage option must be used by a different person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
  • $99 for a gift pack of four 30-minute massages or three 60-minute massages (up to a $210 value)

Therapists use deep-tissue, relaxation, and trigger-point techniques during 60-minute massages. Customers must visit the clinic to exchange their gift-pack Groupon for gift certificates, which they can distribute among multiple people. Only one gift certificate may be used per customer.

Knead to Unwind

Knead to Unwind’s registered massage therapists customize their massages according to each client's needs with a blend of deep-tissue, relaxation, and trigger-point techniques. The two-storey clinic has a natural aesthetic, with walls in varying shades of green. Five private treatment rooms set the stage for relaxation with soft lighting, soothing landscapes, and low, cushioned beds that give therapists more leverage to work tension out of backs or locked safes.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Getting the Couch through the Doorway

They would never make a couch so big that it couldn't fit through any size of doorway. If you ever wanna sit down to watch TV, you're gonna have to do the following first:

  • Turn it right.
  • No, that was a question. "Turn it, right?"
  • Try to shove your head through it. For leverage.
  • Take the cushions off.
  • See if that lady will hold the cushions so they don't get dirty.
  • What are those purple and black stains under the cushions?
  • Tell her it will only take a second and that we would do it for her.
  • Those stains look like a scary code.
  • Line it up so that the armrest is parallel with the huge gash we just put in the wall.
  • Take the cushions back from Mrs. Princess. She obviously has better things to do.
  • Hold on, I think my fingers fell asleep.
  • Yup.
  • Think outside the box. What if we moved the doorway around the couch?
  • I can't believe we got this for free from the back of that open moving truck.
  • Throw the cushions down the stairs so the lady knows we're mad at her.
  • Let's take a break and drink these milks my friend hooked us up with.

Can you really get a couch through a doorway in 15 simple steps?

Knead to Unwind

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    Portage

    2091 Portage Avenue
    Winnipeg, Manitoba R3J 0L1
    (204) 940-4884
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