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Kneading Serenity – Multiple Locations

One 60- or 90-Minute Massage or $25 for $50 Worth of Massages, Classes, and Services

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In a Nutshell

Relax with a facial or unfurl tension with a Swedish or sports massage; yoga, Pilates, and fitness classes build strength and flexibility.

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Services valid only with TIffany Johns, Chelsea Harding, Sera Hess, or Danielle King. Services must be used by same person.
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Having sore muscles, like wearing a suit of armor or signing a five-year lease, makes it difficult to move. Evict bodily stress with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
  • $45 for one 90-minute massage (a $100 value)
  • $25 for $50 worth of massages, classes, and services

In addition to Swedish, trigger-point, prenatal, and sports massages, Kneading Serenity offers facials ($45–$85) and yoga, Pilates, and other fitness classes ($15 for a single walk-in class; $65 for a five-class punch card). Click here for a detailed description of all massage types.

Kneading Serenity

Though salsa dancing is her preferred method of winding down after a stressful day, Christine Zolman understands that some people desire a more traditional approach to relaxation. The massage therapist and owner of Kneading Serenity has formulated an extensive list of spa treatments that she and her multitalented team—a fellow therapist, an aesthetician, and several yoga and Pilates instructors—draw on to extinguish chronic pains and promote overall wellness.

As a certified massage therapist for more than a decade, Zolman can capably soothe muscles with Swedish, prenatal, and sports techniques. For an experience not often found on other spas’ menus, try the specialty esalan massage, which combines long strokes with acupressure, gentle rocking, and stretching to sculpt deep musculature. Licensed aesthetician Danielle Brewer focuses on superficial ailments, calling upon custom facials and microdermabrasion treatments to leave skin brighter than a disco ball dipped in radium. Yoga and Pilates classes meet five days a week and allow clients to heal their own bodies in sessions scaled to their abilities.

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Anyone who's spent a significant amount of time around professional skiers will tell you that downhill dunderheads (as they prefer to be called) have their own culture and way of speaking. Here are some phrases you can expect to hear the next time you’re sliding down the slopes:

  • It's all downhill from here!
  • I'm down with downhill skiing!
  • Head downhill, dummy!
  • Hey, look at me! I'm a character on Downhill Abbey!
  • What is that coat made of? Down? Hill ya later!
  • I'm king of the downhill!
  • Just call me Down Hill-ary because I'm the Hillary Clinton of downhill skiing!
  • Powder over chowder!

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Kneading Serenity

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    Knollwood

    2010 South Drake Road
    Kalamazoo, Michigan 49006
    (269) 267-4213
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    Portage

    5900 Portage Rd Suite B
    Portage, Michigan 49002
    (269) 267-4213
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