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Koko FitClub – Darien

$39 for One-Month Unlimited Membership ($238 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Computerized equipment and personal-training software provide personalized programs to help clients reach their desired fitness goals

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 28, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Reservation required. Must sign waiver. New customers only. Sessions must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

In fitness and flying, the hardest part is the takeoff, which is usually beset by geese flocks of the migratory or deep-fried variety. Take wing healthily with this Groupon.

$39 for One-Month Unlimited Membership ($238 Value)

Along with a Koko Key for automated fitness sessions, members receive an online site to track their fitness journey.

Koko FitClub

Koko FitClub’s automated personal-training system rockets both men and women toward fitness goals with 30-minute custom workouts that incorporate cardio and strength training. An initial consultation determines fitness levels and baseline measurements, which Koko’s computerized equipment uses to design a tailored workout plan that precisely measures the weight, pace, and rest time appropriate for each exerciser.

The Koko machines guide exercisers through each workout and adapt as the user’s fitness needs change in order to constantly challenge the body. Designed by professional trainers, workouts maximize the body’s lean-muscle mass, which can boost metabolism and help fight off disease by challenging viruses to kickboxing matches. Exercisers can track their shrinking waistlines and swelling muscles online by analyzing workout scores and comparing individual fitness levels to the Koko FitClub community.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Dog-Show Breed Standards

With billions of viewers and ad revenue through the roof, it’s no secret that everybody loves watching dog shows. But what do they judge these pedigreed pooches on? Hint: the things in this guide:

1. Is the Dog Crying? A sad dog is never a winning dog. An exemplar of the breed should be happy and boisterous, not a gross crying mess. Plus, the only dogs even capable of crying are genetic aberrations.

2. Has the Dog Eaten a Judge’s Finger During the Process? Only one dog (a mastiff named Grandmaster Waddlesplint) has ever won after consuming a judge’s finger. (It was only a pinky.)

3. General Dogliness: Is this really a dog? Not a pile of ants or a popular wooden toy? How much of a dog is the dog? Like, way dog or just some dog? This is generally the most important.

4. Telepathy Test: No dog has ever passed this test, but judges are holding out hope.

5. Pick Your Favorite: None of this matters. The judges just pick their favorite dog.

Is that dog really a dog?

Koko FitClub

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    Darien

    25 Old Kings Highway North
    Darien, Connecticut 06820
    (203) 309-5050
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  • Koko FitClub is located in the Goodwives Shopping Center