Losing weight, like stopping a homicidal octopus, should only be attempted with the help of cutting-edge science. Enlist modern technology to your cause with today's Groupon: for $28, you get a wellness package at La Bella Vita in Westminster (a $130 value). The package includes:
- Four injections of fat-burning energy booster or B12 energy booster
- $50 toward additional shots and services
La Bella Vita's experienced staff consult with patrons before injecting a mixture of vitamins B6, B12, and lipotropic compounds during the course of 30 minutes in an attempt to boost metabolic rates. The injections aim to melt stores of excess fat, which may go untouched despite regular exercise or diligent observance of an all-tree diet. While in the store, patrons can apply an additional $50 voucher toward weight-loss, hormonal-balancing, or additional vitamin shots. La Bella Vita recommends sessions occur weekly during the course of four weeks.
La Bella Vita Health & Wellness
At La Bella Vita Health & Wellness, owner Nedra Cox partners with a doctor and nurse-practitioner to develop personalized wellness programs that help each client achieve a healthier figure and heightened energy level. The trio complements therapeutic treatments such as acupuncture, massage, and body wraps with nutritional counseling and supplements, crafting well-rounded programs that promote whole-body health. After evaluating each person's lifestyle and body type, consultants may recommend B12 injections—known to boost energy—or proffer slim shots, which suppress hunger and melt stores of excess fat, which may go untouched despite regular exercise or diligent observance of an all-tree diet.