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Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. For $125, you get three laser hair-removal sessions for one body region—lip, chin, bikini area, or underarm—at La Dolce Salon & Spa.
Known for their friendly service and commitment to details, La Dolce's friendly technicians ably wield the Cutera ProWave hair-removal system to ensure a safe and efficient treatment for a wide range of skin types. Laser light is a quick, painless, and effective method for removing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Laze your upper lip ($75 value per treatment), defuzz your chin ($110 value per treatment), stay bikini ready ($150 value per treatment), or clean out your underarm flytraps ($150 value per treatment).
You may buy two Groupons for a total of six hair-erasing blasts of laser treatment. Depending on your personal hairiness spectrum score (zero is Mr. Clean, 10 is Robin Williams), six sessions may be necessary to permanently halt hair growth. The relaxing environment of La Dolce lulls clients into a dream-like relaxation state, optimal for annihilation of insubordinate follicles.
Appointments are required. Mention your Groupon number when scheduling your session.
Reviews
La Dolce Salon & Spa has been featured on the Indianapolis Star's IndyStar website, and though there aren't many laser hair-removal reviews, Google Mappers recommend La Dolce as a whole, giving it a four-star average:
- After only two visits to Carmel's classy yet cozy La Dolce, I am anxious to return! Warmly greeting me was co-owner Colleen Page who put me in the capable hands of Christine Horstmann, a bubbly,energetic aesthetician. I was impressed by Christine's attention to detail in discussing the best options for my skin as well as her personal interest in me. – thompson_retzy, Google Maps
- Every single service has been well worth my time and money. – Hilary, Google Maps
Groupon Says
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Mini-seasons: Following on the heels of tweets, iPod nanos, and micro-loans, the coming year will be all about pocket-sized doses of familiar favorites. Expect stodgy, inconsistent seasons like autumn (when you have no idea how heavy a jacket to wear on any given day) to be replaced by tight, efficient mini-seasons spearheaded by the international meteorological community's hottest boutiques. Example usage: "The Minkus® holidays are always so busy, but my schedule should free up by Winterrette.®"
Pocketphones: Bulky carphones will be replaced by sleek new "pocketphones," so-named because they will be almost small enough to fit inside a human pocket or purse-bag. This freedom and mobility will inspire an entire pocketphone-based culture, prompting new colloquialisms like, "I'll pocketphone you later," and, "Hey, what are today's showtimes for Dark Knight 2: Batman 3egins? Let me check my pocketphone."
Whistles are back.
Real-Life Spoiler Alerts: The shared omniscience of instant-gratification blogging, Twittering, GPS-location beaconing, and newly affordable skywriting will create a culture of immediately recorded history, a source of narrative entertainment on par with television drama or serialized novels. As such, friends and family members will increasingly be berated for talking about their day in the presence of people who were hoping to read about it later.
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