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Choose from Three Options
- $149 for one Cutera LimeLight facial (a $300 value)
- $250 for two Cutera LimeLight facials (a $600 value)
- $375 for three Cutera LimeLight facials (a $900 value)
During a noninvasive treatment for the cheeks, forehead, or chin and neck, technicians choose one of three modes on the Cutera LimeLight for beaming pulsed light into the skin. The wavelengths lessen the appearance of redness, small veins, and sun damage on complexions with minimal discomfort. Clients typically observe results one to three weeks after their appointment.
La Vie Health Centre
The medical professionals at La Vie Health Centre dedicate themselves to proactive health care—they thoroughly investigate each patient’s past and present health in order to predict and prevent future maladies, such as cancer or heart disease. They firmly believe, along with the American Heart Association and American Cancer Society, that early detection is key, and their slate of services reflects this. The staff works one-on-one with each patient that enters the facility, performing comprehensive screenings and tests, and then helps them to modify their lifestyles and habits in order to dodge potential health risks, such as onrushing asteroids.
One-day comprehensive wellness assessments last approximately five hours and detect irregularities through ECGs, stress tests, blood work, and fitness and nutritional analyses. Oftentimes, these appointments lead to year-round wellness programs, which include quarterly visits to the physician and dietician, ongoing care, and access to medical advice by telephone, email, or astral projection 24 hours a day. The staff further encourages holistic wellness with the Be Healthy Program, a getaway package that sends travellers to the Brookstreet Hotel, where they receive facials, personal training sessions, and meals for two. A smattering of cosmetic treatments, such as Botox and Laser Genesis skin therapy, match outward appearances to newly refreshed interiors.
The Centre’s commitment to preventative medicine is also apparent in its My Life is in My Hand program—a USB card that holds patients’ past and present medical history, ensuring that they’re never without any crucial information about their constitution. The team respects patients’ time as much as their health, promising short waiting times, offering online bookings and cancellations, and sending everyone home in complimentary hovercrafts.
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