An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $99 for a basic STD panel (a $219 value)
- $20 for one HIV test (a $49 value)
- $39 for one rapid HIV test (a $110 value)
Fifteen-minute, confidential lab tests detect sexually transmitted diseases without an appointment. The STD panel includes screening for the following cast of infections: herpes I and II, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, and HIV. Results are doled out privately in person, never over the phone, at a follow-up appointment; results for the STD panel and HIV test are available three days after your test, and results from the rapid HIV test are available in 30 minutes.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The board-certified doctors, dieticians, and medical assistants at Last12Pounds shoo away stubborn weight with a signature regimen of tests, diet plans, and injections. After preliminary blood tests and physician consultations scrutinize patients’ health and saucy-merengue heartbeats, dieticians craft customized exercise and meal plans based upon individual tastes and nutritional needs. B12-vitamin elixirs aim to infuse dieters with extra energy, and doses of the hormone HCG boast an ability to make the hypothalamus burn stored fat and spur the metabolism. A final assessment and weigh-in rounds out each treatment to let patients admire their progress.