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Lake Wilderness Golf Course – Maple Valley

$35 for 18-Hole Round of Golf for Two (Up to $70 value)

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In a Nutshell

18-hole course showcases a stretch of narrow fairways and picturesque views of surrounding terrain

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 6, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Subject to availability. Valid before 8am and after 11am Monday – Friday and after 12pm Saturday, Sunday and Holidays. Not valid for tournaments or leagues.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Mark Twain once called golf a good walk spoiled, due to the then-popular misconception that if you left a beautiful golf course out in the sun, it would fester and burst. Chip away at his ignorance with this Groupon.

$35 for an 18-Hole Round of Golf for Two (Up to $70 value)

Players command their golf balls down short, narrow fairways en route to conquering the 5,292-yard course.

Lake Wilderness Golf Course

Lake Wilderness Golf Course is cleaved through tunnels of towering fir trees between Wilderness Lake and Lake Lucerne. Measuring 5,292 yards, the course is comprised of narrow fairways that make up for their lack of length with slender safe zones, causing many players to put their golf balls on a pre-round diet. Upon holing out on the last green, groups can saunter over to the 19th Hole Grill to pair appetizers and exaggerated hole-in-one stories with post-round drinks.

Course at a Glance:

  • 18-hole, par 70 course
  • Total length of 5,292 yards from the back tees
  • Course rating of 66.6 from the back tees
  • Course slope of 118 from the back tees


Lake Wilderness Golf Course's rates fluctuate throughout the day and week.

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Lake Wilderness Golf Course

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    Maple Valley

    25400 Witte Rd. SE
    Maple Valley, Washington 98038
    (425) 432-9405
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