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Laser Body Sculpting – Columbia

$599 for Nine Zerona Body-Sculpting Treatments ($1,500 Value)

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In a Nutshell

40-minute Zerona sessions help shrink fat cells residing in the belly, thighs, and buttocks without the risks of surgery

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Appointment required. Must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Much like mountain ranges, fat deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body's topography with this Groupon.

$599 for Nine Zerona Treatments ($1,500 Value)

During each 40-minute Zerona session, clients relax on a treatment table as FDA-approved, noninvasive low-level lasers penetrate the body to painlessly deflate fat cells. A 10-minute shimmy on a whole-body vibration platform boosts lymphatic drainage while stimulating the muscles. Appointments should be scheduled two to three days apart. For optimal results, clients should drink 8–10 glasses of water per day, avoid consuming alcohol and caffeine, and exercise at least 30 minutes per day during treatment periods.

Dr. Bowers D.C.

Kyle Bowers, D.C. tackles problems of the spine with various treatment protocols and high-tech gadgets. These range from a nonsurgical decompression table to the a cervical machine that fights pain associated with herniated, protruding, and degenerative discs. In addition to administering traditional chiropractic adjustments that set joints back in their place, Dr. Bowers. also combats the effects of age with nonsurgical face-lift treatments. Using microcurrent wands to tighten the skin, he reduces visible signs of time such as dark circles under the eyes and rosacea.

Groupon Says

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If we each spend just 15 minutes a day making a goofy face in public, this big old bowl of soup we call "Earth" won't seem quite as tasteless. Here are some tips on how to goof up your face:

  • To make a goofy smile, simply angle the corners of your lips down instead of up.

  • Stick your open hands behind your head so you look like you're either a moose or a person whose head is growing 10 fleshy nubs.

  • Turn around before making a face. That way the person you're with won't have to watch you try to fold your eyelids in half several times, if that's how you choose to make your goofy face.

  • Puff up your cheeks. You can do this the traditional way—with your breath—or the delicious way—with a pound of meatloaf.

  • For the "inverse," you'll want to shave off your head hair and glue the clippings onto your face. You'll also probably want to start walking backward and draw two eyes, a nose, and a mouth on the hairless portion of your head with lipstick. Have a friend do it too and then your inverse faces can kiss each other. That's wild!

Would the world be a better place if everyone walked around with a mouthful of meatloaf?

Laser Body Sculpting

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    Columbia

    3906 Peachtree Dr., Suite D
    Columbia, Missouri 65203
    (573) 256-6506
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