A facial helps to maintain a healthy image, freeing pores of excess oil and lips of excess cookie crumbs. Brush off the evidence with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a mini spa package at Laser Hair Removal of NY & Electrolysis by Celina in Richmond Hill. The package includes:
- A 30-minute HydroMassage (a $35 value)
- A 30-minute European facial (a $75 value)
The image experts at Laser Hair Removal of NY & Electrolysis by Celina enhance guests' façades through an array of aesthetic services such as the European facial. After composing a cleansing regimen that may include products from Murad and similar lines, therapists refresh façades by hydrating skin and removing leftover eggnog mustaches.
Once mugs are fully mollycoddled, aestheticians lead clients to the HydroMassage unit. Delivering hands-free bodywork, HydroMassage allows patrons to relax fully clothed while waves of water roll beneath a cushy barrier. As the mini tsunamis wash against the body, muscles relinquish tension and become as relaxed as an undefeated tortoise after another winning race.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• You will be asked to take off your shoes upon approaching the security checkpoint. Shuffling through security with only a thin layer of sock between you and the floor reminds you that you're still an earthbound human even though you're about to soar through the sky like a big ol' bird.
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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