Our early ancestors needed excess fat to keep warm, body hair to shield against the elements, and an appendix to break down delicious feasts of unicorn meat. Vanquish obsolete physical functions with this Groupon.
$59 for Four-Week Weight-Loss Program with B12 Vitamin Injections (a $345 Value)
- Personalized diet program (a $200 value)
- Comprehensive body analyses at initial and final visit
- Nutritionist-supervised diet plans
- Diet book
- Five B12 lipo-injections (a $145 value) to help boost metabolism
- Discounts on prescriptions and supplements
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The board-certified doctors, dieticians, and medical assistants at Last12Pounds shoo away stubborn weight with a signature regimen of tests, diet plans, and injections. After preliminary blood tests and physician consultations scrutinize patients’ health and saucy-merengue heartbeats, dieticians craft customized exercise and meal plans based upon individual tastes and nutritional needs. B12-vitamin elixirs aim to infuse dieters with extra energy, and doses of the hormone HCG boast an ability to make the hypothalamus burn stored fat and spur the metabolism. A final assessment and weigh-in rounds out each treatment to let patients admire their progress.
Tips from Groupon Customers
“Very friendly and knowledgable staff.”