$29.99 for a Professionally Edited Wedding Speech Package from Laugh Staff ($76.99 Value)

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$29.99 for a Wedding Speech Package ($76.99 Value)

The Big Package begins with a questionnaire and template to help get your initial ideas on the page. Then, you’ll have a 15-minute phone or video chat with a professional comic, who will give advice on whipping your fond memories and funny anecdotes into a comedic yet appropriate speech, delivered with confidence and feeling. After you submit your first draft, the writer will send back up to two edited versions of a polished and engaging speech, each within 72 hours.

Laugh Staff

Being asked to deliver a wedding speech is an honor. It can also be terrifying. Laugh Staff's team of professional writers and comics work one-on-one with novice speechifiers to help them draft and deliver the best soliloquy their reception hall has ever seen, starting with the client’s own heartfelt stories about the new couple. Packages range from a light dose of help, such as simple feedback on an existing speech, to more thorough guidance. These more intensive treatments include revisions, video-chat conferences, and in-depth advice on whether or not to use a ventriloquist’s dummy.

In a Nutshell

A pro comedian helps craft a crowd-pleasing toast or best-man speech through a phone consultation and two edited drafts

The Fine Print

Expires 180 days after purchase. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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