Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Wipe your mortal message-board clean with today's Groupon: for $180, you get 20 units of Botox from Lauren Whenry, DDS (a $360 value).
When Dr. Lauren Whenry’s multitalented crew of enamel advocates isn’t polishing gumstones, they’re turning back the hands of time by administering Botox injections that render faces firm and youthful. 20 units of Botox—which can be applied to various areas including between the brows or around the eyes—relax muscles and skin around the site of injection to reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles for up to four months. Unlike traditional methods of wrinkle removal, the approximately 15-minute Botox procedure results in little to no downtime, allowing clients to quickly return to their obligations as monocle models. If additional wrinkle reduction is desired, Groupon holders can purchase up to 50 additional Botox units at a discounted rate of $9 per unit.
Lauren Whenry, DDS
Dr. Lauren Whenry never wants fear of the dentist to come between a patient and his or her smile. With a gentle chairside manner, she educates patients on what to expect before filling cavities, affixing Lumineers veneers, or measuring bites for Invisalign braces. Her special training in sedation dentistry allows her to customize oral sedatives for patients who are especially nervous or preparing for more involved treatments.