A delicately prepared chocolate can make a woman's heart sing, a child's mouth smile, and a crossing guard's whistle taste even more like justice. Stock up on tasty times with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$30 for a Valentine's chocolate-cooking workshop for two adults or one adult and one child (a $65 value)
The skilled cocoa smelters at Let's Play in Italian lead groups of 10–12 students through the ins and outs of the chocolate-making process. Workshops, which are ideal for dates, parent-child bonding, or chocolate-factory corporate espionage, consist of preparing rocky-road chocolate fudge, truffles, chocolate candies, and other chocolate-covered treats. Ninety-minute workshops run on February 10 from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m., and on February 11 from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m., though more time slots may be added to accommodate demand.
Let's Play in Italian
Let's Play in Italian exposes kids and adults to the culture and language of Italy through engaging programs that range from preschool activities to conversational Italian classes. Tykes up to 8 years old sing songs, tell stories, play games, and put on puppet shows and craft fairs during after-school programs and Mommy & Me workshops, absorbing Italian vocabulary during their formative years before gray matter turns angsty and taciturn. The Language and Enrichment Center also facilitates adult education through Italian language, art, and science courses augmented with books and materials sold in Let's Play in Italian's bookstore.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Employee Benefits
Before starting a new job, make sure your prospective employer offers the following basic benefits:
• Health Insurance: Your medical plan should pay for checkups, hospital visits, and twice-daily atomized vaccine mists administered via your office's sprinkler system.
• 401(k): This is a 401-foot-deep hole where your money is buried so government taxmen can't find it. When you retire, you’re mailed a map to its location.
• Complimentary Cigarette Dish: There should be a bowl of loose cigarettes on the receptionist's desk next to the punch bowl full of Pepsi.
• Solid-Gold Retirement Knife: Should have a pawn value equal to one electric guitar.
• Dignity: Or not.
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