The bell became the preferred way to signal Wall Street's opening after using a truck's air horn resulted in traders passing in front of the podium, pumping their arms up and down in an effort to get the horn blown again. Fine-tune your financial signals with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get five online stock-trading courses from Lex van Dam Trading Academy (a $630 value).
A professional hedge-fund manager and one-time trader with Goldman Sachs, Lex van Dam opened a trading academy to teach Main Street folks of all skill levels to turn a profit in the stock market. The online academy organizes material into five 40-minute modules based on the basic principles of successful trading, including chart analysis and risk management. Aspiring marketeers learn to make savvy trades based on a deep understanding of the market, rather than from newspaper predictions or company horoscopes. Company-evaluation modules reveal which financial numbers matter and which are irrelevant, and trading psychology teaches students to make smart trades without letting emotions sway them. Groupon-holders can watch each module up to five times, ultimately gaining enough insight to potentially design strong personal portfolios. Lex van Dam taught several novices to out-trade pros on BBC's Million Dollar Traders, a reality show that turned ordinary people into profitable market wizards and insufferably smug Monopoly players.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Motivational Mottos
Whether you're feeling so low that you're down in the dumps or feeling so sensational that you're up in the dumps, you'll feel better after repeating a motivational mantra to yourself. Seek success with these proven maxims:
• "Go for the gold!"
• "Live your best life!"
• "Is that gold from earlier making, like, a 'whirring' noise?"
• "Be the change you want to see!"
• "Dang! That gold is hot to the touch … just like I should be."
• "Everyone who looks at the gold starts bleeding. We have to get rid of it."
• "The pawn-shop owner's dog hissed at the gold and when the owner screamed at us, I noticed his mouth had 100 teeth in it."
• "I told the police, 'The gold burned down my house! It was the gold!' but they wouldn't listen!"
• "Is this what you wanted, gold? To see me reduced to nothing?"
• "I buried the gold in cement at a construction zone, but didn't notice the sign reading 'Future Site of The Center for Hubris Studies.'"
• "Settle for silver."
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