One or Three 60-Minute Therapeutic Massages at Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic (Up to 56% Off)

Multiple Locations

73% of 283 Groupon Customers Recommend

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Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $65 value)
  • $85 for three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $195 value)

Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic

The team of doctors at Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic helps clients maintain and heal their bodies with a variety of nonsurgical procedures, slimming Lipo-Light treatments to chiropractic adjustments. During Lipo-Light treatments, lipolysis breaks down stored fat cells, releasing fat into the blood stream. Clients later assist in flushing fat from the body with exercise, which can result in inch loss.

In addition to body slimming services, health experts perform traditional chiropractic adjustments to ease chronic pain. Another option is ultrasound therapy, which eases joint and muscle pain with high-energy sound waves, as well as natural pain-relieving injections. If neither of those treatments are right for the job, electrical impulses can be sent into certain parts of the body to block pain signals.

The clinic also tends to overall wellness with blood tests, internal medicine care, and weight-loss programs that teach clients how to eat healthy and extract all the carbs from bread.


Tips from Groupon Customers

  • “I am happy to go with there for massage and trained therapist gave me nice massage. The massage facility was clean and neat and massage room was organized and...”

    “I am happy to go with there for massage and trained therapist gave me nice massage. The massage facility was clean and neat and massage room was organized and cleaned and music was good too. ”

  • “Keep up the good work!”

  • “Haven't used the chiropractic service, but the massage therapist, Derrick, is great”


  1. A

    Arlington Heights

    1810 E. Northwest Hwy

    Arlington Heights, Illinois 60004

    888-511-9595

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  2. B

    South Elgin

    101 South McLean Blvd.

    Suite A

    South Elgin, Illinois 60177

    888-511-9595

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In a Nutshell

A doctor creates custom therapeutic massages to help injured muscles recover

The Fine Print

Expires May 1st, 2013. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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