Nothing says "power player" like being whisked off in an executive sedan, except for being whisked off in a chariot drawn by sparrows. Charter an opulent coach with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of luxury-sedan services from Limos Inc.
The spiffy chauffeurs of Limos Inc pilot plush Lincoln Town Cars bedecked with leather seating, stereo sound, and privacy-infused tinted windows. Opal-colored tanks transport air-bound trotters to O'Hare from locations spanning the breadth of Chicagoland ($50+). Basic estimated rates account for up to two passengers, but third wheels are welcome ($5/additional person). Limos Inc's punctual coachmen pick up clients at their doors right on time, even in the face of daylight-savings ambiguity or sand-leaking hourglasses. Call ahead for reservations and a trip estimate.
Gratuity is not included.
The dapper and professional chauffeurs behind Limos, Inc. transport wayfarers to weddings, airports, and events with their fleet of vehicles. While Lincoln Town Cars offer leather seating for up to three, stretch limos provide walnut accents, champagne chillers, and one-touch intercom systems for as many as 10. For groups in search of a mobile shindig, the 15-passenger party bus combines a black paint job with mysterious tinted windows that conceal an interior illuminated by neon lights. All vehicles come equipped with musical devices, such as radios, CD players, and player pianos.