Without modern electronics, mankind would have limited access to Bach's symphonies, Hitchcock's films, and Bob Saget's dog and baby voiceovers. Stock up on entertaining appliances with today's Groupon to Linsay. Choose between the following options:
- For $129, you get the V-5HD Android (a $309 value).
- For $199, you get the Star X-10HD Tablet (a $409 value).
The sleek Star X-10HD Tablet shrinks the functionality of a PC down into a 10-inch color-screen tablet armed with a four-gigabyte hard drive, capable of supporting Microsoft Office applications, games, and WiFi. The tablet’s video player is made audible by a built-in stereo speaker, and a built-in microphone allows users to sing the alphabet loudly.
The V-5HD Android was originally constructed as a five-story novelty version of Linsay’s tablet before a shrink-ray zapped it down to a practical and ultraslim 5 inches. Its e-book function is capable of reading PDF, and WiFi functions allow users to access Skype and YouTube and google the name of the actor who played the tall, angry guy in Happy Gilmore.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Small Talk
Though inconvenient and off-putting, conversing with other humans is a regular part of everyday life. Here are some tips for getting through this ordeal with poise and grace:
• Nonverbal communication is a huge part of small talk. Roll up in a ball to seem nonthreatening, or splay your arms wide to signify that you are open to new ideas.
• Your voice can go a long way toward putting people at ease. Imitate the voice of a dead celebrity to help the convo sail along.
• Avoid controversial topics such as good King George’s candle tax or the canine suffrage movement.
• Talk about all-inclusive subjects such as sandwich toppings or what roles you would both assume in a postapocalyptic survival scenario.
• If there is an awkward pause, reconstruct a trusting environment by taking turns smelling each other’s hair.
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