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Livemocha – Online Deal

6- or 12-Month Online Language Course with 38 Languages Available (Up to 61% Off)

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  • Always Learning
  • Cultural Pursuits

In a Nutshell

Award-winning multimedia lessons in French, German, Italian, and 35 other languages with feedback from native speakers.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 10 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Must activate by expiration date on your Groupon, subscription expires 6 months from activation date for 6-month option; subscription expires 1 year from activation date for 1-year option. Valid only for option purchased.
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Although visitors to foreign lands often communicate at a basic level by pantomiming, Americans inevitably give away their tourist status by gesturing with an accent. Pole-vault over language barriers with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

Courses in 38 languages incorporate a series of Internet-based multimedia lessons in four levels of fluency. Role-playing exercises give students conversational experience without making them fight the same three Cactuars over and over again. More than 12 million Livemocha members are a mouse-click away to offer feedback and motivate lips to break out of the one-language rut.

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One of Time magazine’s 50 Best Websites 2010, Livemocha opens the door to multilingual mastery thanks to comprehensive lessons and a helpful online community that has grown to more than 15 million people. Through programs such as the popular Active course, students work to build conversational fluency in one of 38 languages, from French to Urdu. Courses include proven educational content from publishers such as HarperCollins. Cultural notes and practice with native speakers help students grasp conversational subtleties, such as the difference between a Spanish trill and the mating call of a blue jay.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

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