The winter blues settle in when people get sick of staying indoors, watching the same reruns, and knitting tiny mittens for their house centipedes. Get back to nature and out of that teeming lair of insects with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of sporting goods, rentals, and repair services at Lombardi Sports.
Lombardi Sports equips active individuals with more than 50,000 square feet of equipment and clothing items designed to enhance performance in a multitude of sports. Dedicated salespeople guide patrons along avenues of gear while sharing personal knowledge acquired through active participation in each activity. Aspiring ice riders can test gliding abilities with adult ski-rental packages ($15+), and stone grinding ($35) or basic tuning ($35) increases the handling, stability, and life expectancy of personal ski gear. The Thermacore insulation and weatherproof fabric of Burton Profile under gloves help digits endure slope weather ($39.95), and the Lexan lens material of Oakley XS O-frame snow goggles ($45) deters scratching by even the most pernicious snowflakes. Cycling, climbing, and fitness gear also adorns the outdoor emporium, and fashion apparel by makers including Roxy and Levi's gives wearers an edge during competitive-lounging battles.
In addition to carrying an arsenal of calorie-fighting equipment, the Lombardi Sports team gathers patrons for free weekly classes and clubs including cycling, boot camp, yoga, and advanced physics. Through activities and lectures, the sports specialists also sponsor Team In Training, an organization dedicated to fighting leukemia and lymphoma cancer.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Street Art
Although all art is frowned upon by society, only street art wears the double-frown crown of also being illegal. Protect yourself from the rule of law by never, ever creating any of these commonly seen works of street art:
- A little girl holding a flower, except the flower is an army gun and the little girl is mostly a cattle skull
- A name rendered beautifully in giant squishy, stylized letters that make it as impossible to miss as it is to read
- A familiar object we take for granted left outdoors, such as a confrontational expired parking meter or a dog tied to a coffee store
- A peace sign, subversively commenting on your roommate's unfair method of slicing pizzas.
- Picture of the Muppet Babies with the word "Submit" written underneath
- A marine-life mural painted by the irredeemable vandals of Mrs. Holmer's third-grade class at P.S. 109
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