The bagel, like the circle from which it takes its shape, is a metaphor for life; it literally never ends. Savor a mouthful of infinite flavor with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of breakfast, sandwiches, and more at Lox, Stock & Bagel on Via Paseo Del Sur.
Fill up on flavorful breakfast and lunch fare after perusing the wide range of hunger-absorbing menu items at Lox, Stock & Bagel. Uproarious tummy tremors can be amply placated with a hearty bagel sandwich such as the grilled chicken breast ($8.99) or the non-grilled pastrami ($6.99), which include lettuce, tomatoes, onion, cucumber, sprouts, mayo, and a choice of deli or honey mustard. Ditch the filler and nosh on a bountiful circumference of tastiness with a fresh-baked, un-garnished bagel ($1.25), available in flavors such as poppyseed, spinach pesto, blueberry, and pumpernickel. Go for the titular sea-meat and add nova lox to any sandwich for $6.50, or set a morning alarm in the shape of an egg and cheese burrito ($6.99) with potent gourmet coffee ($1.75 small, $2.05 large). Like mattresses, bagels are soft, comforting, and can be prepared with literally any filling, and unlike mattresses, they’re a breeze to carry up a flight of stairs.
Groupon not valid for catering, but if you mention Groupon when ordering catering, you’ll receive a 15% discount.
Reviews
The Phoenix New Times likes Lox, Stock & Bagel's clever business name in its Chow Bella blog. Yelpers give the spot a 4.5-star average:
- One of my favorite local places to go! Worth the money. Excellent bagels. I have tried 80% of the menu over the last 10 years, and I don't think I have had anything that was not wonderful. – Carly R.
- They have a great variety of bagels, and a decent variety of coffee flavors. I can't comment on the other food and drinks they have there, but if it's half as good as a bagel and cream cheese, then it's got to be great. – Richard R.
Groupon Says
Fresh Ideas for Day-Old Bagels
Bagels are great piping hot right from the bageler's bageling mitt and also freeze great for quick re-toasting on a chilly weekday morning. But what about bagels well past their prime—the ones that have spent a few months slowly calcifying in the vegetable crisper? Groupon has a few uses for those bagels as well:
- Stack them vertically to cushion a Samurai sword that the whole family can enjoy.
- Put one in a tube sock and finally knock down that hibernating hornet's nest.
- Impromptu curling stones to show those neighborhood street curlers why they used to call you the "Minnesota Kid (Who Expressed Some Interest in Curling)."
- Send a message to Jimmy the Bagel that leadership of the South Side Squids has gone "stale," then chuckle under your breath and straighten fedora menacingly without accidentally dropping dice.
- Put them in the microwave under a wet paper towel for 30 seconds and eat them like an adult with places to be.
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