Wearing a jersey reveals one's love for their favourite sports team, a loyalty to a town, or that they are really a dummy posing as someone playing hooky from school. Don sportswear for a less devious reason with today's Groupon: for $24, you get $50 worth of sporting goods at Bishop's Centre Mad Dog's Source for Sports.

Mad Dog's Sports seasons icy snowscapes and balmy hills with double decked athletes and functional outdoor accessories. Drape gyrating shoulder blades in a Vancouver Canuck jersey ($99.99) or summon the gods of hockeyopolis with a Phiten power balance bracelet ($39.99). An Easton one-piece hockey stick ($49.99) is ideal for fielding a carom or defending a fort made from sleeping bags and pop bottles. Mad Dog's also sells infer-red energy efficient heaters ($399) which safely warm tree-dwellers and campers alike.