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Madame Et Monsieur – Annapolis

Two or Four Electro-Slim Body-Sculpting Sessions at Madame Et Monsieur (Up to 78% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sun Dec 09 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$200
Discount
76%
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$151
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  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

FDA-approved equipment slims specific body areas by delivering electrical currents to muscles, which contract and reduce body fat

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 5, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Losing weight requires extreme focus and resolve, which is why all Spartans were forced to shed 5 pounds before every battle. Bolster slimming discipline with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $49 for two Electro-Slim body-sculpting sessions (a $200 value)
  • $89 for four Electro-Slim body-sculpting sessions (a $400 value)

Madame Et Monsieur

Madame Et Monsieur’s Electro-Slim technology helps clients whittle waistlines and smooth cellulite dimpling in simple one-hour sessions. Prior to being escorted to plush treatment rooms, clients commune with skilled technicians to catalog health backgrounds, personal measurements, and binary phrases to converse with computerized equipment. Specialists connect electrodes to specific areas of the body that deliver pulsing waves that feel similar to deep massage, contracting muscles on command and rapidly reducing body bulge. The FDA-approved electrical exercise breaks down fatty deposits and stimulates circulation so that blood flow surges through patients’ systems like an express train covered in olive oil. Suitable for people of all shapes and ages, Electro-Slim technology can aid both rehabilitation patients unable to work out and professionals forced to sit in desk chairs throughout the week. Electro-Slim technology should not be used on people who are pregnant or epileptic or those who have pacemakers.

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The Groupon Guide to: Escaping a Glass Prison Cell

With new weird laws constantly being passed, there's a good chance you'll probably be convicted of an obscure crime and sentenced to imprisonment in a large glass holding cell. Here's how you can get out:

  • Glass will melt at a certain temperature, but why bother going through all that trouble when you can just break it by throwing yourself against one of the walls?

  • Look around for structural weaknesses. If you can't find any, you're not looking hard enough because that holding cell is composed of large pieces of easily breakable glass.

  • Turn around and pick up that 40-pound sledgehammer that's been sitting in the corner this entire time. When your adrenaline starts pumping from lifting that heavy sledgehammer, put it back down and use that adrenaline surge to propel your body straight through the glass.

  • In movies, people are always shattering nearby drinking glasses and windows by singing in an unbearably high pitch. Do the same thing, but instead of singing, just use any solid part of your body to smash that glass!

When is your town getting a glass prison?

Madame Et Monsieur

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    Annapolis

    132 Holiday Court, Suite 209
    Annapolis, Maryland 21401
    (410) 571-2758
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