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Malter Chiropractic Center – Utica

Health Consultation with a 30- or 60-Minute Massage (Up to 86% Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu Nov 29 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$110
Discount
86%
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$95
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Chiropractic massage with a health consultation

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage is a necessary part of athletes' regimens, as it prepares them for the rigors of darting across the field to get away from a weird-looking bug. Calm down with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $15 for a health consultation (an $85 value) and a 30-minute massage (a $25 value; a $110 total value)
  • $25 for a health consultation (an $85 value) and a 60-minute massage (a $50 value; a $135 total value)

The chiropractic massage includes a health consultation to determine the potential benefits of chiropractic treatment.

Malter Chiropractic Center

Instead of merely treating symptoms, Doctor of Chiropractic Timothy Malter and Doctor of Chiropractic Keith Brennan correct skeletal alignment to decrease nerve irritation and nip health issues in the bud. After discussing the patient’s history, current condition, and wellness goals, the doctors perform gentle chiropractic treatments to allow the body to heal itself. Regular adjustments can even prevent future problems by strengthening nervous systems and straightening spinal columns misaligned from years of competitive hula hooping.

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Malter Chiropractic Center

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    Utica

    45280 Cass Ave
    Utica, Michigan 48317
    (586) 254-3303
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