A dirty house is often called a "pigsty," which is an insult to cows because they're also disgusting. Farm out your chores with this Groupon.
$89 for Three Hours of Housecleaning with Two Maids ($210 Value)
Using certified green products, a team of two maids performs tasks outlined by the client, including sanitization of kitchen counters and appliances, vacuuming of rugs, and dusting of light fixtures.
Mamas with Mops
Mothers know best, but they can't know everything. That's why the cleaners from Mamas with Mops—whose goal is to live up to the cleaning standards of a discerning mom—defer to the homeowner on all matters, skipping a room or altering their routine upon requests. Typically, though, they follow a checklist of cleaning tasks that includes sanitizing doorknobs and hand washing hardwood floors, all with certified green cleaning products. However, unlike with your own Mom or with a school principal shouting insults at you over the loudspeaker, you can talk back; unsatisfied homeowners can contact cleaners within one business day to express concern.