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Martinizing Dry Cleaning – Multiple Locations

$12 for $25 Worth of In-Store Dry Cleaning (52% Off)

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In a Nutshell

In-store dry cleaning of suits, shirts, pants, and jackets—all priced equally for men and women

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 31, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for dry cleaning. Not valid for delivery. Not valid for leather, shoes, rugs, drapes, or alterations. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not valid for same day drop-offs. Not valid with other offers or promotions. Must present Groupon at time of drop-off.
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Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and rich people pretending to be regular people for the purpose of understanding life outside their sky palaces. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up this Groupon.

$12 for $25 Worth of Dry Cleaning

Priced equally for men and women, the in-store service cleans items such as two-piece suits and dresses for $12.25 and pressed-and-laundered dress shirts for $2.15.

Martinizing Dry Cleaning

In the decades since 1949, as fashion fads such as leather jackets, bell bottoms, and white blazers have come and gone, the stain-removal specialists at Martinizing Dry Cleaning have held steadfast, cleaning and pressing virtually any garment in-store. At Cleveland’s trio of local family-owned franchises, the staff cleans, alters, and launders everything from dress shirts and gowns to suede shoes and Ugg boots. Combined with the computerized inventory system keeping track of every garment, a home-delivery service keeps pants from getting lost when trying to walk home on their own.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Driving a Car

Driving a car has become so easy, even some really smart 12-year-olds have been able to pass the test to get their license. If you are considering getting behind the wheel, here's what you will need to know:

  • Use your key to turn on the car. You'll know you've done it right when you hear the engine start to hum and the AC vents start to choke and sob.

  • Turn on the radio and find tunes that reflect your driving style. Play rock music if you like to drive fast and anything else if you like to drive like someone who will never win in life.

  • Be sure to buckle up: it lessens your risk of being snatched out of your car by a person or a big, wet-mouthed dog.

  • Sit with the engine running for a little while and go through your driving route in your mind. Practice what kind of turns you might use to avoid hitting a group of sick birds—or worse, healthy birds—lying in the middle of the street.

  • Now all that's left to do is put the put the car in drive. In order to do that, you'll have to press down on both the accelerator and the brake at the same time while wiggling the gearshift into a hidden chamber underneath the passenger seat. Once the gearshift's in place, use the power of your positive thoughts to propel the car forward, taking care not to hit anything or become distracted by how powerful you feel to be controlling such an amazing machine.

Are sick birds causing major traffic jams?

Martinizing Dry Cleaning

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    Avon Lake

    32824 Walker Rd.
    Avon Lake, Ohio 44012
    (440) 933-3447
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  • B

    Avon

    33580 Detroit Rd.
    Avon, Ohio 44011
    (440) 937-7550
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  • C

    Avon

    35966 Detroit Rd.
    Avon, Ohio 44011
    (440) 937-7553
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