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Massage Advantage – Multiple Locations

One or Two 60-Minute Massages and Stress-and-Pain Reviews (Up to 65% Off)

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$99
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In a Nutshell

Licensed therapist references stress-and-pain review while performing massages tailored to each client's specific sore spots

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 29, 2014
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Relaxation can require a lot of effort, from traveling to remote tropical islands to training with NASA just to get the requisite noise-canceling space helmet. Effortlessly unwind with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for one 60-minute massage and stress-and-pain review (a $99 value)
  • $69 for two 60-minute massages and stress-and-pain reviews (a $198 value)

During 20-minute stress-and-pain reviews, patients converse with a massage therapist to highlight areas of chronic pain and tension, which later serve as the focal points for 60-minute custom pain-and-stress-management massages.

Massage Advantage

The licensed massage therapists at Massage Advantage dote on visitors with a slew of custom massage techniques, including Swedish, prenatal, and deep tissue. Armed with warm blankets and a credo to respect patients' privacy, therapists begin each 30- or 60-minute session with a discussion on clients' specific aches and ailments. Therapists can also haul their equipment to office buildings for workplace chair massages that help reinvigorate fatigued employees or stressed-out water coolers during 5- to 15-minute stints. Each succession of kneads is designed to alleviate stress, muscles soreness, and various medical conditions, such as high blood pressure.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Remaining Calm

Life is full of stressful situations that challenge our ability to remain calm. Whether you're in the middle of a heated debate or being chased by a gaggle of exes, use these techniques to remain even-tempered:

Take a Deep Breath: Feeling air slowly enter and leave your lungs will remind you that nothing really matters because we are all just balloons that move air around.

Count to 10: Ten is the most calming number because when turned sideways it looks like a thin man sleeping on a big, round rock. He's freer than any of us.

Think about Something Positive: You'll feel better if you imagine something peaceful such as a smiling child, a clear blue sky, or a horse playfully biting his master's hand.

Repeat a Positive Mantra: Many people are soothed by chanting "this too shall pass," and others like to repeat "I'm the one in charge, I sail my own barge."

Which number looks like a free man? Find out in today's Groupon Guide.

Massage Advantage

  • A

    Integrated Medical Group

    2111 Westlake Dr.
    Carlyle, Illinois 62231
    (618) 594-4500
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  • B

    Washington Chiropractic

    1295 Peoria St.
    Washington, Illinois 61571
    (390) 444-5800
    Get Directions

  • C

    Absolute Wellness & Rehab

    720 S Rand Road
    Lake Zurich, Illinois 60047
    (847) 438-0055
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