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Massage Connection – Orlando

$65 for Spa Package with Swedish Massage, Body Scrub, Mud Mask, and Sauna Blanket (Up to $155 Value)

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$155
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In a Nutshell

Massage reduces tension, body scrub removes dead skin cells, and mud mask and sauna blanket eliminate toxins

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

When people feel "relaxed," they're actually feeling the sensation of the back cortex of the brain transmitting prions to the frontal cortex through a mild sedative, or they've been hit by a tranquilizer dart. Get calm with this Groupon.

$65 for a Spa Package (Up to $155 Value)

This package includes:

  • A 60-minute Swedish massage (a $55 value)
  • A 20-minute body scrub (a $35 value)
  • A 15-minute mud mask (a $25 value)
  • A 30-minute sauna blanket or 30 minutes in the sauna room (up to a $40 value)

Massage Connection

At Massage Connection, licensed massage therapists aim to ensure that "every sight, sound, smell, and touch" makes clients feel good. While kneading muscles with light or firm hand movements, massage professionals attend to the client's comfort level, adjusting their methods to optimize relaxation and muscle health. Massages target basic aches and pains as well as the needs of expectant mothers, athletes, and milkmaids. Other spa services, including body scrubs and mud-mask treatments, draw out impurities and leave skin feeling supple. In contrast to relaxation-based options, sauna-blanket sessions promote weight-loss by warming the body, inducing sweating, and burning fat.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Building a Fort in Your Apartment

Hey, just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t have some good, old-fashioned fun. Ignore the fact that your grandfather had already fought in a war and fathered two children and gotten three promotions by your age and enjoy these tips for building a fort in your apartment:

• Clear out some space for the fort that you, an adult, are building. This means clearing away the any of the following instruments from the common room: replica Paul McCartney Hofner bass, ukulele, Professor Learning’s Toddler Xylophone, three theremins, and $1,500 Moog synthesizer that no one could figure out.

• You’re going to need some bedding. There should be a pile of it on your mattress, which is on the floor and not a bed frame.

• Get permission to co-opt the space with a fun, fun fort. Since you live with fellow cool people and not a family, it should not be a problem.

• Drape some blankets over a lamp or stick. Do this instead of updating your resumé or working on the painting you started 11 months ago when you heard your calling.

• Put a picture of the fort on the Internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Internet is the night sky into which we yell that we are alive. It does not answer back.

Massage Connection

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