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Massage Envy – Multiple Locations

$49 for a 90-Minute Massage at Massage Envy

$49
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No Longer Available
Mon Jun 28 03:59:00 UTC 2010
Value
$114
Discount
57%
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$65
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Highlights

  • Trained massage therapists
  • Customization consultation
  • All massage types
  • 90 minutes of relaxation
  • Good at all three locations

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 28, 2010
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 10 minutes will be devoted to consultation and changing time. Valid only at listed locations.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon. For $49, you get a 90-minute massage and consultation at Massage Envy (up to a $114 value), valid at all three Triad-area locations listed to the right.

Treating tense muscles is like bargain hunting—it can conserve a lot of money in the long run but shouldn’t be done with the aid of a shady character in a dark alley. Amid soothing décor featuring earthy tones and violet hues, clients of Massage Envy begin their 90-minute session with an initial consultation that determines which customized massage will provide the best results. For example, a sports massage provides treatment specific to the athlete’s sport, reflexology targets points on the extremities to balance the nervous system, and deep-tissue massage unties knots while relieving chronic muscle tension. Trigger-point therapy alleviates tight areas within muscle tissue through cycles of isolated pressure and release, while a Swedish massage relaxes the whole body with long, gliding strokes. The professional massage therapists at Massage Envy will apply the necessary muscle treatment with pinpoint precision and buttery smoothness during convenient hours, including evenings and weekends.

Escape the pressures of the outside world (specifically the atmosphere) that can fog the mind and body. Part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live beyond your visit to Massage Envy. Use your newfound clearheadedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, to contagiously relax those around you, or to finally beat Galaga. Call ahead to make your appointment.

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The Groupon Guide to: the Golden Rule

The Golden Rule states simply what the Categorical Imperative states complexly: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Here's a guide to treating others the way you want to be treated:

  • If your neighbor steals your morning paper: Start ordering a second paper so that there's one for each of you. Then, buy a second lawnmower, a second identical car, and a second home while you're at it so that you've made your point as passive-aggressively as possible.

  • If your fireplace won't start: If you want it to burn, you'll need to burn yourself. Do so metaphorically by rolling around on some orange and red construction paper or literally by doing the same thing vigorously and with great speed.

  • If your personal trainer has turned into a silverfish: Don't touch him, because his curse is likely transferable. Instead, return him to his human form by complimenting his athletic progress while gently pushing him to reach ever-greater heights of performance.

  • If you are being robbed at shoutpoint: A loud shout is scarier than a knife or gun (because you never know how loud it could get), so it's natural to hand over your goods to your attacker. Show him how you'd like to be treated by robbing someone nearby and then immediately donating that money to charity.

Is it OK to rob someone if you’re just trying to set a good example for another robber?

Massage Envy

  • A

    Greensboro

    2619 Lawndale Dr.
    Greensboro, North Carolina 27408
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  • B

    High Point

    1589 Skeet Club Rd.
    High Point, North Carolina 27265
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  • C

    Winston-Salem

    1031 Hanes Mall Blvd.
    Winston-Salem, North Carolina 27103
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