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Massage Kneads – Greenacres

One or Three 60-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages (Up to 67% Off)

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No Longer Available
Fri Dec 07 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$85
Discount
65%
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$55
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In a Nutshell

Florence Lewis, a licensed massage therapist, uses massage oils to enhance Swedish or deep-tissue massages

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Services must be used by the same person. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Getting a massage can be relaxing, like listening to the sound of the rainforest or to the sound of a whale whispering, "You are in a safe place." Feel at peace with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (an $85 value)
  • $85 for three 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $255 value)

[Florence Lewis, MA54559]

Massage Kneads

At Massage Kneads, licensed massage therapist Florence Lewis relieves tension with treatments that vary in intensity. She delivers smooth, continuous Swedish strokes by lubricating hand motions with essential oils extracted from plants or robot joints. Alternatively, she breaks up knots with firm deep-tissue kneads. She also practices reflexology, a technique that normalizes the body's functions through specific manipulations of the feet.

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Massage Kneads

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    Greenacres

    4889 Lake Worth Rd , Suite 103
    Greenacres, Florida 33463
    (561) 247-1568
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