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Massage on Kenwick – East Columbus

60-Minute Massage or 60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage (Up to 51% Off)

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Thu Jul 05 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$70
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$35
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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapist tailors massages to suit each clients’ needs and body, emphasizing the use of all-natural oils

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 7/2/12. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massages soothe muscles sore from naps in uncomfortable chairs and long nights of aggressive rapid eye movement. Recover from relaxing with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for a 60-minute massage (a $70 value)
  • $39 for a 60-minute hot-stone massage (an $80 value)

Massage on Kenwick

At Massage on Kenwick, licensed massage therapist Richard Schwitzerlett digs into muscles with the help of natural oils to root out pockets of tension. He customizes therapeutic massages for each client, focusing on a single area or ranging across the entire body with long, rolling pressures. Rossiter techniques apply weights and guided stretches to limbs to break up connective tissue. Hot-stone massages glide heated river rocks over the body, leaving clients in a state of relaxation not experienced since their one-hour handshake with James Taylor.

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World Peace
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More Wishes
Grant them:
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Massage on Kenwick

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    East Columbus

    687 Kenwick Rd., Suite A
    Columbus, Ohio 43209
    (614) 506-9759
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