A surplus of stress leads to poor health by weakening immune systems and sending blasts of steam billowing out of ear canals. Avoid the stress of triggering emergency sprinklers with today's Groupon: for $48, you get a spa package at MassageLuXe (a $104 total value), valid at the locations on Laskin Road and Princess Anne Road in Virginia Beach and on College Drive in Suffolk. The package includes:
- One-hour signature facial (a $74 value)
- 30-minute HydroLuxe massage (a $30 value)
On the day they redeem, Groupon customers may add a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or prenatal massage for an additional $30.
The certified aestheticians at MassageLuXe rejuvenate dulled visages during one-hour signature facials suitable for all complexions. The skin-quenching treatment begins with a thorough cleansing to prepare façades for a deep-hydrating silk mask that leaves skin smooth and relaxed in a bluff against Father Time. Clients then climb onto the HydroLuxe water-powered massage bed for two 15-minute cosseting sessions. From beneath the rubber surface, two jets bombard the clothed bodies of guests, who adjust water pressure with a personal control to achieve light pressure or to mimic the feeling of hugging a geyser.
Though MassageLuXe sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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