Unlike sleeping in a hayloft, going out for brunch is an easy way to wake up to the aromas of bacon. Arrange a tasty wake-up call with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get brunch for two at McGarry’s Pub & Restaurant, valid 11 a.m.–4 p.m. on Saturday or Sunday (a $53.90 total value). The brunch includes:
- Two brunch entrees (an $11.95 value each)
- Unlimited mimosas, bloody marys, screwdrivers, Coors Light, coffee, tea, or soft drinks for each diner (a $30 value)
At McGarry’s, grill maestros imbue hearty Irish influences into the brunch menu's smattering of classic American dishes. Two customizable eggs lay the foundation upon which the sprawling Irish breakfast builds an easily penetrable fortress out of irish bacon and sausage, fried tomato, and black and white pudding. Eggs benedict enlists english muffins to hoist poached eggs out from a flood of hollandaise sauce, and McGarry’s burger sheaths 8 ounces of fresh ground beef in swiss cheese and sautéed mushrooms. In addition, an endless stream of beverages carries bites away to where they can never be bullied by forks again. A vibrant crimson exterior welcomes guests to McGarry’s, where hardwood floors and a sleek, glossy wood bar dwell amid multiple high-definition TVs and complimentary WiFi access. On fair-weather days, patrons can make merry in the eatery’s roomy, fenced beer garden, replete with umbrella-shaded tables and petunias that beg for sips of customers' lagers.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• You will be asked to take off your shoes upon approaching the security checkpoint. Shuffling through security with only a thin layer of sock between you and the floor reminds you that you're still an earthbound human even though you're about to soar through the sky like a big ol' bird.
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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