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Medical Dimensions Weight Loss – Fort Myers

$125 for Six-Week Physician-Supervised Weight-Loss Program ($1,020 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Six-week weight-loss program helps slim physiques with custom nutrition plan, lifestyle training class, weigh-ins, and B12 injections

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. May redeem over multiple visits. Medical exam not included but can be purchased for $125 in office; current labs/physical documents from your primary doctor are accepted. Important patient disclosure. Food not included.
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Like loose change, extra weight can be annoying to carry around and distracting when jostled during dramatic scenes in movies. Eliminate bodily diversions with this Groupon.

$125 for a Six-Week Physician-Supervised Weight-Loss Program ($1,020 Value)

  • An initial consultation (a $225 value)
  • An EKG (a $150 value)
  • A custom nutrition plan (a $150 value)
  • A lifestyle training class (a $25 value)
  • Six B12 injections (a $300 value)
  • Six weekly weigh-ins (a $150 value)
  • A beverage shaker (a $5 value)
  • A water bottle (a $5 value)
  • A tote bag (a $10 value)
  • 10% discount on any food over $75 purchased from Medical Dimensions during the program

Medical Dimensions Weight Loss

Boasting a staff of medical professionals with more than 30 years of experience, Medical Dimensions Weight Loss pilots patrons through weight-loss programs that slim physiques by improving dietary habits and choices. After an initial consultation evaluates each client’s goals, target areas, and medical history, an EKG monitors heart health by studying its reaction to increasingly saccharine greeting cards. Personalized nutrition plans prescribe healthy and delectable meals and nutritious shakes, which can be optionally supplemented with diet foods from Medical Dimensions Weight Loss. A lifestyle training class helps clients remain health conscious beyond the program with tips such as how to hire reliable cookie-jar guards. In addition to receiving weekly B12 injections, dieters report to Medical Dimensions Weight Loss for weigh-ins to chart their progress over the course of the program.

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

Medical Dimensions Weight Loss

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    Fort Myers

    9400 Gladiolus Dr., Suite 300
    Fort Myers, Florida 33908
    (239) 288-6783
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