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Medieval Times – Schaumburg

Medieval Dinner-Tournament Outing (Up to $67.60 Value). Four Performances Available.

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In a Nutshell

Medieval tournament rouses audience as ironclad knights joust atop horses & battle with swords while viewers feast on four-course meal

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 5 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Valid only for date purchased. Must call for reservation. Tickets are non-transferable.
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Watching a show during dinner is the most exciting way to liven up a meal, next to juggling silverware at the table or paying the violinists to play the entire Black Sabbath catalog. Delve into a meal while being entertained with today's Groupon: for $39, you get one general-admission ticket to Medieval Times in Schaumburg, complete with a four-course meal (up to a $67.60 value, including fees). Choose from the following performances:

  • Sunday, January 22, at 2 p.m.
  • Sunday, January 22, at 4:30 p.m.
  • Friday, January 27, at 7:30 p.m.
  • Saturday, January 28, at 4:30 p.m.

At Medieval Times, ironclad knights clash for the title of King's Champion in front of a wide-eyed audience who peppers the battlefield with cheers and jeers between bites of a four-course dinner. Each two-hour tournament channels the pageantry and spectacle of 11th-century Spain, pitting six competitors against each other inside a spacious, sand-filled arena for honor of earning the title of champion and the favor of the royal court. A spirited musical score infuses epic onslaughts with an extra dose of tension as adversaries joust atop stallions, deflect ferocious blows, and slice through suits forged of authentic junk mail. To further immerse guests in the fairy tale, Medieval Times encourages each guest to declare their allegiance by cheering loudly for the knight of their corner.

Like royal guests centuries ago, spectators bask in the revelry while feasting upon a finger-friendly bill of fare without the aid of a fork or the choo-choo sounds from a parent. The four-course feast includes a tomato-bisque soup starter, oven-roasted chicken with a garlic bread side, single spare rib, and an herb-basted potato. Servers periodically fill patrons’ goblets with soda or water and conclude each meal by serving a sweet pastry dessert.

Though Medieval Times sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

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The Twist: To perform this classic, just bend your knees and shake your hips as if stamping out a cigarette or trying to trigger a declining-morals-induced heart attack in a pre-1950s clergyman.
The Monkey: Just like a real monkey, shimmy your arms and legs but use most of your rudimentary intelligence to curse evolution for favoring humans and passing you by.
The Knowing Nod: Pick a spot on the dance floor and do not move. Punctuate your radical stillness with an occasional nod, wink, or hand-slashing-across-your-throat gesture to the DJ.
The YMCA: Fake your death in a ravine accident and move into the YMCA.
The Don Rickles: Move to the middle of the dance floor, grab everyone's attention, and win the crowd over with a stunning display of caustically pinpointing everyone's flaws.

Can I dance without moving?

Medieval Times

3.5 out of 5
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    Schaumburg

    2001 N Roselle Rd.
    Schaumburg, Illinois 60195
    (888) 935-6878
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Reviews

  • I don't care what age you are, it's [sic] fabulous time! And if you don't agree, well, I challenge you to a duel!
    Bernice Y., Yelp, 8/11/11
  • The food was plentiful and the action was awesome! We were treatedly like royalty!
    Frank N., Yelp, 11/10/10