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Mediocre Deli – Standish

$15 for Six Sandwiches, Salads, and Pizzas at Mediocre Deli ($30 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Sandwiches on marble rye, ciabatta, or wheat wraps; pizzas on beer or garlic dough; and crunchy salads

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 6, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. May buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Making a good sandwich, like removing a child's head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with this Groupon.

$15 for Six $5 Punch Cards for Sandwiches, Salads, and Pizzas ($30 Value)

Indulge appetites with a menu of tasty lunch food, including BLT, chicken-salad, and ham and cheese sandwiches ($4.99), a garden salad ($4.99), an italian sandwich ($4.29–$5.99), or a 10-inch pizza ($5.95) on your choice of plain, beer, or garlic dough.

Mediocre Deli

The food at Mediocre Deli isn’t mediocre; in fact, it’s “well above mediocre” according to the Portland Press Herald, which added that its unique name is “a badge of deli confidence, eye-catching and ironic.” Co-owner Aaron Plourde may have a sense of humor about the deli’s name, but his deli’s food is downright serious.

They stock their sandwich station with five kinds of cheese and a huge variety of breads, including housemade white bread, ciabatta, marble rye, wraps, and sandwich boards. Design-your-own pizzas heap savory meats, cheeses, and veggies atop plain, beer, or garlic crusts. They also dish lighter eats, such as salads, kids' meals, and Maine-style italian sandwiches.

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The Groupon Guide to: Lifting Things with Balloons

Anyone who has seen the beloved animated film Balloon House knows that enough helium-filled balloons can make almost any object whimsically float without care across verdant fields strewn with uncomprehending cattle or directly through the extremely toxic particles that make up rainbows. What common items will you be able to lift with these quantities of balloons?

  • A Single Balloon: Common house toad
  • Two Dozen Balloons: A VCR containing a video-cassette birthday greeting to your bedridden sweetie, who cannot answer the door lest their measles leap from their face to yours
  • 500 Balloons: A couch, piano, or wrought-iron garden door affixed with decorative hen
  • Three Trillion Balloons: Titan, moon of Saturn, no longer on a deadly collision course with Earth
  • Infinity Balloons: Helios, the balloon god who—some argue—could make a balloon so floatsy that he himself would be carried away
  • -1 Balloon: These are just called rocks, and they help things float back down to the ground or to the bottom of ponds.

How many balloons would it take to move a planet out of orbit, and will there be time?

Mediocre Deli

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