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Merche! Restaurant – Cypress

$20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean-Fusion Food

$20
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Wed Jul 11 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$40
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  • Date Night

In a Nutshell

Chefs synthesize three culinary traditions into buttered snapper, pastas, and tapas served indoors or on outdoor patio with fireplace

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 30, 2012
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Dine-in only. Not valid for Sunday brunch or on holidays.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Like fashion tips or state secrets, tapas are fun to share. Dish over dinner with this Groupon.

$20 for $40 Worth of Mediterranean-Fusion Food

The menu includes buttered snapper ($27), chicken piccata ($16), an italian-sausage pizza cooked in a wood-fired oven ($12), tapas dishes such as beef empanadas ($8), and stuffed dates ($6).

Merche! Restaurant

Carefully merging a trio of culinary traditions, Merche! Restaurant showcases its fresh fusion cuisine with Spanish-, Italian-, and Mediterranean–inspired dishes. In the dining room, guests can stare deeply into the large mosaic circle baring the eatery’s name while waiting for entrees such as buttered snapper and chicken piccata to emerge. Small plates of bruschetta, stuffed cherry-pepper poppers, and beef empanadas are suited for sharing on the patio, where light from a fireplace dances across pale stone walls, or luring raccoons into a rival’s canoe. Local musicians also supply diners with mellifluous soundtracks every Friday and Saturday evening.

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Merche! Restaurant

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    Cypress

    21208 Northwest Fwy.
    Cypress, Texas 77429
    (281) 949-5999
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Reviews

  • I cannot recommend this restaurant highly enough. My boyfriend and I will definitely be returning with friends and family.
    Reviewer, Google+ Local