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Michigan Weight Loss Centre – Novi

$179 for Three LipoLaser Treatments ($832.33 Value)

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In a Nutshell

FDA-approved, noninvasive laser system emulsifies fat deposits to slim waistlines by 7–23 in.

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required, or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Not valid on products. Treatments must be used by the same person.
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It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

$179 for Three LipoLaser Treatments ($832.33 Value)

During each session, an FDA-approved laser system targets adipose tissue to emulsify excess fat, which is then released from the body by the lymphatic system. With a series of LipoLaser treatments in conjunction with cardio activities and complimentary whole-body-vibration sessions, the pain-free weight-loss regimen can slim waistlines by 7–23 inches.

Michigan Weight Loss Centre

Michigan Weight Loss Centre helps patients evict unwanted inches and cellulite with advanced laser liposuction treatments, nutritional counseling, and detoxification programs. The LipoLaser equipment bombards adipose tissue with noninvasive electromagnetic energy, encouraging cells to let loose their stores of water, glycerol, and fatty acids and forcing mitochondria to put away their bulky jackets. Nutritional counseling aids in the reduction of corporeal circumferences, as Michigan Weight Loss Centre’s dedicated staff advises clients on optimal diets. In addition to laser liposuction, detoxification treatments help increase overall health by dispersing the bodies’ stores of toxins and accumulated William Howard Taft trivia.

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Michigan Weight Loss Centre

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    Novi

    39915 Grand River Ave., Ste 750
    Novi, Michigan 48375
    (248) 987-4970
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