Brazilian steak houses are renowned for slicing everything fresh at the table, from the skewers of roasted meat to the valet parking. Partake of flame-grilled fun with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Brazilian barbecue at Midwest Grill. Choose between the following locations:
Spools of succulent meats roasted Brazilian-style, over an open fire, circulate around tables endlessly at Midwest Grill, where servers carve blankets of beef, pork, and lamb tableside, tenderly transferring hot slices to waiting plates. In traditional churrascaria rodizio fashion, adult diners ($20.95–$24.95/person for dinner) engage in unlimited meat helpings, devouring unending protein harvests and fielding robust handshakes from traditional sirloins. Brazilian sausages unleash devastatingly tubular flavors on palates, and ribs and chicken hearts pair off for a strangely irresistible duo of taste. Crispy-skinned chicken breast and lamb cap off cutting-board collages, and guests in pork-induced hazes drift to the endless cold-salad station for leafy breaks.
Seafood and vegetarian service fills platters with sea-sourced proteins and vegetables culled from prized plant herds ($12.95 for lunch, $16.95 for dinner), with dishes including bubbly bowls of moqueca, stewed with tomatoes, green pepper, and flavorful fish soirees. Pint-size diners ages 8–13 ($8.95/person), may also partake in meat-related melees, or quietly whittle pieces of beef into likenesses of Sam Elliot's mustache.
Prices for dinner vary by location and time of service.
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The Groupon Guide to: Laundromats
Washing clothing by hand is a tedious process uncomfortably similar to the feeling of drowning your own clothes, which is why most people prefer a trip to their local laundryhouse. Here are some tips for optimizing your clothing-renewal experience:
Get Quarters: Laundromats only accept quarters, but banks are notoriously stingy when it comes to handing out their precious "coin-style" money. To get some, you'll need to exchange "bills," which can only be acquired by working at printing your own bills.
Separate Laundry: Specialty laundry items need to be washed in a separate load. You should separate out white clothing, underwear, camping tarps, loose buttons, edibles, precious metals, and dangling modifiers.
Make Small Talk: Half of all relationships based on a romantic comedy start in a laundromat. Talking to the people there is the quickest way to meet someone who shares your passion for clean clothes and your fear of allowing a swishing box of water and soap to live in your home.
Move Clothes to Dryer: Clothes that are left in the wash too long will get soggy and lose the snap, crackle, pop that made you want to start wearing clothes in the first place.
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