If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord's nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as "pick up your foot" to transform into "bite your boss." Prevent workplace embarrassments with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic package at Millennium Chiropractic in Lakewood (a $360 value). This package includes the following items:
- A full chiropractic exam
- X-rays
- A one-hour massage
Dr. Alex Zylstra helms a chiropractic team that works to better backs and, in turn, the whole body with services that ensure bodies possess the essentials of living a healthy life, including maximized nerve and oxygen supply. During Millennium's thorough chiropractic exam, the deft hands of one of the specialists work to detect and correct misaligned vertebrae by thoroughly feeling for spinal position, curvature, muscle tone, and secret robot control panels. They’ll then perform various tests, such as reading spinal heat to understand the body's circulation and evaluating electrical impulses. Spinal x-rays also showcase the position of spinal bones and allow the doctor to plan a safe adjustment based on the condition of the spine. Soothing strokes and firm kneads work tension out of the body, turning knots of tissue into cushiony hammocks for gently cradling muscles that are more relaxed than a zen master on a Caribbean cruise.
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The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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