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Mind, Body, & Soul – Westwood

Three or Six Laser Body Contouring Treatments (81% Off)

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No Longer Available
Tue Mar 05 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$1,039
Discount
81%
You Save
$840
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  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

Lasers target regions of body fat and break up the membranes of individual fat cells to reduce waistlines

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Must sign waiver. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. Not valid for persons diagnosed with cancer or lactating.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

"Losing weight" and "feeling great" have rhymed ever since Congress ordered them to with the Make Life More Perfect Act of 1927. Everything fits with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $199 for three laser body contouring treatments (a $1,039 value)
  • $349 for six laser body contouring treatments (a $1,849 value)

The laser body contouring treatment emits low levels of laser energy to erode fat cell membranes and helps break up regions of body fat. Over a few treatments, the therapy can help reduce inches across waistlines.

Mind, Body, & Soul

Mind, Body, & Soul specializes in holistic treatments that affect the whole person, ranging from relaxing massages to discussions with a yogi. Swedish, deep-tissue, and hot-stone massages soothe backaches, while reflexology treatments focus on specific points of the foot to treat conditions across the body. On a more technological note, lasers emit energy to treat pain and to reduce the amount of time it takes the Diet Fairy to fly around your waist. Mind, Body, & Soul also offers classes in wine bottle painting and personal jatakas, which include predictions about health, financial fortune, and key life events.

Groupon Says

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Mind, Body, & Soul

  • Call (913) 432-0529 (During Office Hours) & (660) 262-2759 (Owners direct line) with any questions.