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Miracles in Massage – Oregon

$35 for 60-Minute Massage ($70 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Therapists blend techniques to address specific ailments in custom-tailored 60-minute rubdowns

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  • Expires Jun 12, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required.
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A massage releases stress more peacefully than primal scream therapy and more discreetly than a highly televised bulldozer rampage. Find an appropriate outlet with this Groupon.

$35 for 60-Minute Massage ($70 Value)

Drawing from multiple modalities and an understanding of how the machinery of the human body functions, therapists tailor their massage treatments to each client’s needs.

Miracles in Massage

Like secret agents, the therapists at Miracles in Massage posses both state licenses and national certifications. As opposed to using their powers for subterfuge, however, they instead treat pain and tension with soothing massages. They combine the long, flowing strokes of Swedish massage with the more penetrating pressure of deep tissue massage and neuromuscular therapy.

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Scheme: Your boyfriend, Calvin, wants to get married.
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Scheme: Your older cousin, Harrison, wants to build an airplane in the front yard and charge local children to take rides in it.
Verdict: Legitimate. This is a business opportunity you won’t want to pass up, just to see every other family in the neighborhood raking in money with their front-yard aeronautics companies. Sign over all of your bank accounts and government bonds to Harrison as soon as possible.

Look at those children having fun in that raft on the roof!

Miracles in Massage

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    787 North Main Street
    Oregon, Wisconsin 53575
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