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Mister Chimney Cleaning & Builders – Redeem from Home

$89 for Chimney Cleaning ($199 Value)

$89
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No Longer Available
Mon Aug 13 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$199
Discount
55%
You Save
$110
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  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

Physical inspection preludes thorough chimney cleanings that jettison flammable creosote using long poles, brushes, and scrapers

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 7, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must make appointment at least 2-3 days in advance Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Valid only for listed service areas. $10 extra fee for Berkeley or Marin counties (call to inquire about other service areas that may require an additional fee).
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Before chimney sweeps, the only way to clean a fireplace was to leave Santa a stern letter and a cloak made of brillo pads. Experience a brush with magic with this Groupon.

$89 for a Chimney Cleaning ($199 Value)

The 45- to 60-minute service begins with a physical inspection before staffers gussy up smoke chutes with long poles, brushes, and scrapers. To conclude, they'll clean up fallen debris.

Mister Chimney Cleaning & Builders

Mister Chimney’s modern-day chimney sweeps aren’t just creating cleaner fireplaces with their arsenal of poles, brushes, and scrapers—they’re saving lives. Citing a 2006 report by the Department of Homeland Security, Mister Chimney reports that 73% of heating fires and 25% of residential blazes come from a buildup of creosote, a flammable tar formation formed from billowing smoke and smoldering resentment of the furnace. To augment its work on chimneys and wood stoves, to which its workers bring 25 years of experience, the company offers supplementary services that include repairs, construction, waterproofing, and vent cleaning.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Living with a Secret

Rarely does a soul get off this planet without seeing or doing a truly terrible thing. Keep it to yourself with these helpful secret-concealing tips:

  • Talk loudly and constantly about everything except the hidden shame that gnaws at your insides like a thousand tiny, chittering bear traps.
  • Distract yourself with activities and spectacles, all the while never addressing the private nightmare that coils around your heart, ever tightening like a boa constrictor suffocating its prey.
  • Try meditation and yoga to silence the warped and twisted version of your own voice that howls behind your eardrums, begging, pleading at every moment to be released by the decency and dignity of confession.
  • Get a pet. Tell them everything. Make sure it is a pet that no one will think twice about if you keep it forever in a cage, like a bird or a gecko. You're trapped in this together now.
  • Consult a doctor about having your mouth sealed over with a cool American-flag sticker—no one questions a patriot.

Why are more and more people having their mouths sealed shut?

Mister Chimney Cleaning & Builders

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