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Monarch Health – Columbus

$120 for 20 Units of Botox ($270 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Quick injections of Botox serum help halt nerve impulses to keep skin smooth for up to four months with no downtime

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 3, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Important patient disclosure.
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It is said that a true lady never reveals her age, whether by hiding her driver's license or constantly threatening the people who witnessed her birth. Preserve secrets with this Groupon.

$120 for 20 Units of Botox ($270 Value)

Botox serum helps smooth out wrinkles along the forehead, eyes, or between the brows for up to four months. Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.

Monarch Health

Beyond its rust-and-silver-hued metal sign, Monarch Health's patients meet with Dr. Deborah Cole-Sedivy and an adept medical staff of certified nurse practitioners. In the cosmetic-therapy center, a trio of LightSheer Duet lasers scours skin's excess fuzz, and CoolLipo lasers melt away subdermal cellulite while preserving ice cream sandwiches stowed in patients' pockets. Medical staffers bustle to and fro, working to personalize aesthetic services, such as facials and chemical peels, and families mosey into appointments for health surveys, physical examinations, and diet-and-lifestyle assessments. Therapists augment many treatment plans with natural foods and herbal supplements, which use Mother Earth’s bounty to boost health without the dangers of bench pressing a seemingly lonely bear cub.

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More Wishes
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Monarch Health

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    Columbus

    3260 W Henderson Rd., Suite 100
    Columbus, Ohio 43220
    (614) 545-2002
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