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Monarch Massage and Bodywork – Worthington

One or Three Swedish or Sports Massages (Up to 65% Off)

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Value
$75
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In a Nutshell

Licensed therapist with athletic experience soothes injured and stressed sinews with Swedish- or sports-massage techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage is a necessary part of athletes' regimens, as it prepares them for the rigors of darting across the field to get away from a weird-looking bug. Calm down with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for one Swedish or sports massage (a $75 value)
  • $79 for three Swedish or sports massages (a $225 value)

Christopher uses oil or lotion to facilitate relaxing Swedish strokes and kneading motions, subduing stress and improving flexibility. He uses sports-massage techniques to help athletes prevent injuries, reduce swelling, and decrease recovery time. Each massage follows a 10-minute preliminary interview and lasts for 50 minutes.

Monarch Massage and Bodywork

Running puts one in touch with the body’s delicate workings. A good distance runner recognizes even the slightest twinge in a muscle and knows the damage a long-term injury can do. Christopher Au of Monarch Massage and Bodywork spent more than a decade running for high-school, college, and postcollegiate track teams, and throughout that time, he became well acquainted with all the aches and pains that can afflict a physically active body. These experiences are what originally led him to become a massage therapist, and he keeps them fresh in his mind while soothing injuries and helping patrons decompress. In addition to Swedish- and sports-massage techniques, he uses the Rossiter System—a series of more than 100 two-person stretches that quickly loosen and elongate connective tissues to relieve pain and restore range of motion after setting the world record for hitting your funny bone on stuff. Christopher is also a member of the American Massage Therapy Association.

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Russet Potatoes
* Shape: Potato-shaped
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French Fingerling
* Shape: Potato-shaped (smaller)
* Skin, Flesh: Waxy pink skins conceal yellow flesh
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Bananas
* Shape: Hilarious
* Skin, Flesh: Sturdy yellow rind protecting soft white flesh
* Best Uses: Cut up in a bowl of cereal, blend into a smoothie to add a creamy texture and mild flavor, or chuck at parked cars on a lark

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Monarch Massage and Bodywork

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    Worthington

    571 N High St., Suite 24
    Worthington, Ohio 43085
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