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Morton Grove Park District – Morton Grove

Three-Month Gym Membership (Up to $108 Value)

$40
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Value
$108
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

5,000 square feet of professional cardio machines, strength-training equipment, and private stretching rooms

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 10, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The gym is a safe place to work out, unlike the home of a stranger who promised you unlimited access to his room full of 20-pound hammers. Work up a healthy sweat with this Groupon.

$40 for a Three-Month Gym Membership (Up to $108 Value)

Members receive access to the fitness club's 5,000 square feet of facilities, including cardio machines, strength-training equipment, and private stretching rooms. Click here to see fitness-club hours.

Morton Grove Park District

The Morton Grove Park District plays host to whole families with community-focused childcare, summer camps, fitness classes, and recreational programs. Preschool classes teach kids that classrooms are more than just growth chambers that middle schoolers walk into before emerging as bearded adults. Adults can stay fit with athletic programs or laps around the park's multiple pools. As visitors leave dance classes or wrap themselves in tinfoil to better reflect sunlight into the eyes of passing cyclists, they can take notice of the eco-friendly lighting of the Prairie View Community Center.

Groupon Says

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Morton Grove Park District

4.5 out of 5
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    Morton Grove

    6834 W Dempster St.
    Morton Grove, Illinois 60053
    (847) 965-1200
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