If the body is a temple, then stressors are the annoying tourists who desecrate it with garrulous prattle and gaudy Polaroid cameras. Preserve your physical sanctuary with today's Groupon, which gives you a choice of three wellness packages from Moyer Total Wellness:
- For $39, you get a one-hour custom massage (a $40 value) and a one-year wellness-program membership (a $199 value, for a $239 total value).
- For $49, you get a one-hour custom massage (a $40 value), a one-year wellness-program membership (a $199 value), and a nutritional consultation or personal-training session (a $40 value, for a $279 total value).
- For $59, you get a one-hour custom massage (a $40 value), a one-year wellness-program membership (a $199 value), a nutritional consultation (a $40 value), and a personal-training session (a $40 value, for a $319 total value).
Moyer Total Wellness employs a cadre of fitness-conjuring wellness wizards who combine their restorative expertise to rid bodies of the four main causes of disease and destruction: stress, poor nutrition, poor fitness, and toxic exposure. By signing up for the Year of Wellness, health hunters get a personalized plan to encourage better sleeping or help them lose enough weight to fit in a friend's carry-on. Change will be forced upon everyday habits with a lineup of personal training, massages, nutritional counseling, and introspective wind sprints with a health coach. During a customized massage, trained therapists untie tight muscle knots with a personalized approach that combines swedish, deep-pressure, and sports methodologies to specifically target aching areas. Upgrades are available at an extra cost to accessorize sessions with craniosacral, hot-stone, or neuromuscular additions.
During a nutritional consultation, certified holistic nutritionist Sarah King will help clients review dietary backgrounds and build a blueprint for enlightened appetizing. Each meeting starts with a body composition test to determine internal chemistry and verify clients are more man than machine so meals don't clog concealed cybernetic implants. The center's personal trainers craft functional workouts to complement individual goals and transform trainees into their ideal form.
Moyer Total Wellness
Doctor of Chiropractic Randy Moyer and his staff take a team approach to holistic healing. In addition to performing the latest techniques in chiropractic care and offering a variety of services such as skin therapy, Moyer Total Wellness features more than a dozen licensed and experienced massage therapists, striving to alleviate patients' discomfort and prevent chronic degenerative diseases. Their customized treatments and specialization in areas such as shiatsu, lymphatic drainage, or myofascial release made Moyer Total Wellness the winner in the Best Massage category of CityVoter's 2012 and 2013 A-Lists. Therapists loosen muscles in five dedicated massage rooms, including a suite for couples looking to relax quietly together or communicate during their session via knowing glances.
The multifaceted crew, including 16 massage therapists, two personal trainers, and three estheticians, welcomes guests 12 hours a day, seven days a week. A holistic nutritionist and exercise physiologist helps keep patients on track during personalized weight-loss plans, skin therapy services include facials, dermaplaning, and microdermabrasion treatments, and an on-staff doctor of chiropractic helps clients manage pain.