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MVP Arena – San Jose

21 or 42 Batting-Cage Tokens (Up to 53% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Virtual pitchers wind up helping batters time ball speeds & swat pitches toward mural of San Francisco Bay

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 18, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Before baseball, there was mace-maul, a medieval sport in which players wore chain-mail uniforms, no-hitters were a bad thing, and each team’s disabled list was much, much longer. Support a more civilized sporting event with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $10 for 21 batting-cage tokens (a $20 value)
  • $19 for 42 batting-cage tokens (a $40 value)

Three tokens can be redeemed for one round in the batting cage, which includes 20 pitches.

MVP Arena

The extensive facilities of MVP Arena, which include indoor and outdoor fields, a basketball court, and batting cages, host visitors for an array of sports leagues and classes. Adults hone their skills in training classes and then unveil new maneuvers on one another during league games for basketball, flag football, and soccer. Bat wielders practice swing timing and charging the mound without fear of retaliation in the batting cages, where regulation pitching distance and a mural of the San Francisco Bay recreate the excitement of practicing in a big-league stadium. In addition, three of the cages feature virtual pitchers that help batters time ball delivery at different speeds or a random assortment of slow, medium, and fast.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Hallucinations

Whether due to fatigue, anesthetic dentist gas, or aimless desert wandering, everybody experiences a terrifying and/or euphoric hallucination at some point in their lives. Keep this guide close in order to survive the experience without succumbing to madness:

Keep Calm: Most hallucinations can be confronted by simply acknowledging them and moving on—for instance, if your roommate begins to expand into a translucent cerulean pyramid, don't make the rookie mistake of trying to climb him. Instead, remind yourself, "That's just Matt. There's no gold in Matt."

Stay Close to Your Halluci-Buddy: A halluci-buddy can keep you grounded in the real world while you confront the terrifying universes inside of you. Remember to never let go of their hand, even if it turns into a brass clockwork tentacle where the individual suckers are the faces of tiny watches.

Don't Read Into Symbolism: Sometimes hallucinations can lay your private anxieties bare as visual metaphors, but just as often they're completely random. Or, to paraphrase Dr. Freud, "Sometimes a cigar is just your computer keyboard turning into a giant, skittering centipede, and sometimes the clacking of its carapace is just you composing an e-mail to your boss that you won't remember sending."

What percentage of hallucinations turn out to be real?

MVP Arena

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    San Jose

    696 E Trimble Rd., Suite 30
    San Jose, California 95131
    (408) 750-0929
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